I have never heard of anyone falling asleep while getting tattoos in sensitive areas. I am guessing she was drunk and passed out. You know that line, “You will regret the things you didn’t do more than you will regret the things you did”? Not so much for her.
I first saw this on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. It was dumb then and ain’t much smarter now. I guess if I was really hungry I could do it.
Some of these people took their lumps for their professions. One almost has an aneurysm.
Here is a social media prank -
Everyone is all a twit about Twitter. Yes I have a Twitter account but I only follow those that I feel add to my web experience and I think it is dumbelievable to beg for attention much less beg for followers.
So just to make it fun, follow me or this guy who should be in the top 10 because it is an effin’ genius idea, @theMime. Don’t celebrities, especially Brittany, have enough attention?
What is so funny is that celebrities don’t like paparazzi nor crazy stalkers but here they are all over Twitter. So come on, mess with the Twitter world, follow an unknown, get them to a million, and then drop them. I don’t want a million followers for long, that is just too much pressure. I do my little blog for me and whoever wants to drop by.
So here is the challenge.
Follow me @dumbelievable or @theMime. I don’t know who The Mime is but he should have a million already. And once one of us have a million or beat the celebrities, feel free to drop me like a hot potato! I just don’t want the celebrities to win!
I will stand up for cops on most occasions if just for what I watch on COPS. People will yell, scream, and lie until the truth is found out. Here is the story. Ryan Moats was stopped in front of the hospital where is mother-in-law was literally dying. He stopped. His wife ignored the officers demands and went inside the hospital.
Once the woman disobeyed the officer and went inside the hospital, he should have an idea that this is not a lie. People are constantly given warnings. This is about control, which the officer didn’t have, and was trying to gain it back.
If the officer felt there was something important going on he would have stopped the women. But that may have instigated him further feeling the loss of power. Even with the nurse comes out and tells them that it is true.
Have you ever made a mistake and then, trying to fix it or get out of it, you make it worse? This is one of those situations.
I remember a few years ago hearing about an older man driving fast to get his wife to the hospital. She died in the car while the officer did exactly what this cop did above. Like I said, they consistently and systematically lied to, but in these situations officers can easily double check or follow up with the individual later.
Watching it again I don’t see that the cop thought anything else was going on. He was asking about insurance, not checking the car for weapons and drugs. I don’t think the cop will be fired. He didn’t break the law. He was stupid and rude. He gave a laundry list of the things he could charge Moats with. That is intimidation and weakness.
These aren’t about fights in the movies. These are movies that caused fights. Some of these are true and some are likely scenarios. The names have been changed to protect the stupid and victims, of beatings and badly timed spoilers.
5.) The Crying Game
When this movie came out there was critical acclaim. The internet was still a gleam in Al Gore’s eye and spoilers were not out there to bump into. After Jeff Greene was shocked by the twist, he promptly found the nearest relative of Ebert’s and beat the snot out of him. Why fly all of the way to Chicago?
4.) Cloverfield
J.J. Abrams is a genius and I love his stuff. He utilized all of the viral marketing ploys and never revealed the creature that was “Cloverfield”. He likes the idea of a mystery box not being opened. This doesn’t always work. Godzilla with Matthew Broderick was a flop.
I told a friend of mine that is was awesome and he had to go see it. He saw it, puked from the shaky camera work that wasn’t really necessary, sent me death threats through texting, and stalked me for a couple of weeks with a baseball bat. He eventually forgot and we avoided a fight but I am sure someone got into it.
3.) High Tension
This movie rocked. Until the very friggin’ end. My Mom loves these kind of movies and I watched it with her. She mentioned that is was pulled straight from Dean Koontz book…until the very end where it makes a ridiculous twist that is nonsensical, stupid, and there isn’t a clue that it could have happened that way. Much like the lazy writer’s twist of it “all being a dream”. So stupid French guy made it.
I couldn’t fight my Mom so I went to the French embassy and even before I could start my rant they rolled out the white flag for me and it was over. I refuse to eat French’s Mustard to this day.
2.) Empire Strikes Back
Because of the success of the Star Wars, there were long lines for “Empire”. Some people were dressed up as different characters. While waiting for hours, Doug Lipton walked out of the theater still reeling from the revelation that Darth Vader is Luke’s father. His mind was so blown that he kept repeating it to his friend while his friend kept telling him to shush. He didn’t and continued to walk down the sidewalk where movie goers were in line.
While many were shocked and wondering if it was a gag, Big John Humphries snapped though you couldn’t see his face under is Vader mask. He promptly started beating Doug with his lightsaber and attempted to strangle Doug with his fashionable cape. Two Lukes and an Obi-Wan restrained Big John long enough for Doug to dislodge the lightsaber from his ass and run away.
1.) The Sixth Sense
True Story: After being out of the country for two months, Rich Gentry’s friend said that he had to see this fantastic new movie! About 20 minutes into the movie she leaned over to Rich and said, “You know he is dead right?” If it wasn’t a girl who ruined it, a bloody beating would have been reasonable. If the friend immediately saw dead people, no one would have blamed him.
Publice Service Announcement: Keep movie spoilers to yourself. And when you hear yourself saying, “I just want to tell you this one thing but it won’t ruin the story,” think about it. It’s good enough that you want to repeat it. Let me watch the movie and see it. With my own eyes dumbass.
Is that Wolverine?? No, it’s Pau Gasol looking like a werewolf.
I find Pau Gasol to be…interesting. He seems soft. He weighs less than Lebron but is 7 feet tall. He is whiny, which seems to be the norm for international players (see Manu Ginobli).
Pau gets the weirdest looks on his face. He looks like he is playing hard but maybe it’s fear. Being “soft” was an accusation leveled on the Lakers, and specifically Gasol, after they lost in the finals last year.
This is nothing specifically new but I was watching Memphis which has the lesser known Gasol brother Marc. This family doesn’t believe in anything than the werewolf look.
Isn’t there usually one that has style? Not in this case. And they are both huge whiners and hackers.
Photos via
paugasolfans.com
icanhascheezburger.com
seattletimes.com
Are you F#@&ing kidding me?!? She started her marrying habit when she was 16 when most people start their smoking or drinking habit! Look this is ridiculous.
Marraige is for the people who believe in love or the mystic of marriage. After the fourth you would have to take those two reasons off the table. She is getting married for the sake of a party, trapped company, and possibly alimony – which code for money.
Unsurprisingly this current wedding is just for that. Both the bride and groom married as a publicity stunt as they are the respective sides for the most married bride and groom. She shows was crock marriage is and that it is just a contract, nothing more.
photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/sallyrye
Man gets a whopping 20 weeks for whistling. That doesn’t even happen for fighting, reckless driving, or even a DUI in Los Angeles.
Dumbelievably, an group of illegal immigrants and Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund (MALDEF) are suing Roger Barnett for violating their civil rights.
According to the article Barnett has turned in over 12,000 illegals to authorities in the last 10 years. The claim is ridiculous.
Attorneys for the immigrants – five women and 11 men who were trying to cross illegally into the United States – have accused Mr. Barnett of holding the group captive at gunpoint, threatening to turn his dog loose on them and saying he would shoot anyone who tried to escape.
It is called a citizen arrest. It is his property and his home has been broken into, property damaged, and even the government knows that his property is a main avenue. He should sue the government to have the land guarded for a period of time so that the illegals learn not to come through. Come on, he has caught 12,000 illegals in ten years!
And they are not undocumented workers. We have legal immigration and illegal immigration. Until a home invasion is considered an undocumented visitor we will call it what it is.
