Archive for April, 2008
Monday, April 28th, 2008
Isaiah Rider, Poster Boy For Dumbelievable
TMZ.com is reporting that Isaiah Rider, JR, has a $30,000 bench warrant issued for him. This is not the beginning of his problems but it has been the slow death of any career in the NBA.
5th round draft pick
All Star Rookie Team selection
Won the Slam Dunk competition in his rookie year.
Year Two he won [...]
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Sunday, April 27th, 2008
“Karma will get her.”
Dumbelievable Tips for Corner Stalkers:
Don’t Smoke. If you can smoke, you aren’t that desperate.
Make the sign funny.
Don’t sit on the same corner for a year.
Don’t leave all of your trash at that same corner.
Dumbelievable Tips for everyone else:
Give if you want, don’t feel guilty if you don’t.
Give to a charity.
Give them food.
Or think of [...]
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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
Classic Dumbelievable Moments
The worst part is this is filmed at a girl’s school. And as one comic said, “Hey guys,we voted to give them the right to vote. How did we screw that one up?”
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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
Shockingly, Bear Returns To It’s Wild Instincts
The bear from this movie killed a trainer according to many reports on the internet. I doubt that Will Ferrell actually did much of anything near the bear but I am sure Will Ferrell just took stock of his life.
Dumbelievable Belief #1: Animals attack. Fox broadcasting has proved this throughout the 90’s.
Dumbelievable Belief [...]
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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
Karma Slams Showboater
Dumbelievable Point #1: It was a good catch but not worthy of standing with your arms stretched like Rocky. You are just pointing to that open hole in your soul.
Dumbelievable Point #2: You dropped it. You actually dropped it. Michael Jackson just got lucky when he dangled his kid out the window.
Dumbelievable [...]
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Monday, April 21st, 2008
Kalib Starnes - Runaway, Runaway
Hopefully the UFC doesn’t take this video down because it is hilarious. A professional fighter essentially running away.
The final score of the fight by at least one judge was 30-24. He will never fight in the UFC again.
UPDATE: I had to change videos because the other one came down. [...]
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Friday, April 18th, 2008
Diplomas For Sex
Dumbelievable Point #1: The Law of Numbers will dictate that the longer you do something wrong the more likely someone will rat on you, tape you or kill you.
Dumbelievable Point #2: “I was just driving around,” at the La Quinta. That doesn’t scream guilty at all.
Dumbelievable Point #3: If you have to explain [...]
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Thursday, April 17th, 2008
Two Elderly Women Kill Homeless Men For Money
LAPD photo
Two women in their 70’s, who are wealthy, decide to pick up homeless men, insure them and then run them over. In probably one of the only black and white movies I like, Arsenic and Old Lace, two nice old ladies poisoned elderly lonely men because they thought they were suffering.
These women apparently drugged [...]
