Dumbelievable Point #1: It was a good catch but not worthy of standing with your arms stretched like Rocky. You are just pointing to that open hole in your soul.
Dumbelievable Point #2: You dropped it. You actually dropped it. Michael Jackson just got lucky when he dangled his kid out the window.
Dumbelievable Point #3: You wanted a fist pound? That won’t fill the hole in your soul that just got so big you will implode within 24 hours.
UPDATE:
Dumbelievable Point #4: They have taken the video down so they can no longer get free advertising for a show I never heard of before that day.
Dumbelievable Summary: Some random guy on the edge of having a meaningless life catches a foul ball with his bare hands. I can’t prove this but just moments before he caught the ball he had snuck closer to the edge to jump. That is the only explanation of why he was so happy. Jumping around with his arms up like Rocky.
Inexplicably he didn’t move away from the edge. After 4 hours, give or take, of jumping he finally brings his wimpy arms down and strikes a metal bar with his wrist. Out pops the ball, falling a 100 feet.
To somehow regain some sense not to go through with his suicide plot, he turns around to someone and does the fist pound. At the end of the video he is seen looking down and asking for either the ball back or some of his dignity. I believe he regained neither.
