Watch for the 1:26 mark as some goes to shake his hand.
Youll Shoot Your Eye Out - Watch more free videos
If you don’t know why this is funny then you FAIL as well.

The whole story from KATU.com.
But according to radio reports, the homeless woman did not know she was pregnant. I ain’t no woman but every other woman complains about how horrible labor is and morning sickness, so how did this woman just pop out a baby, in a field without any help?
Then she apparently LEFT the newborn in the field while she went and cleaned up using a garden hose; leaving the baby there to fend for itself.
What happened to mother’s instincts? In TV reports someone said that they saw her drinking alocohol.
James Colliton seems to like his name and picture in the media. After being accused of paying a woman so he could have sex with her 13 and 15 year-old daughters. He was in Canada on a trip, he says he wasn’t hiding, when American Express gave up his whereabouts.
I guess he imagines he is done with any job that will pay him anything close to what his lawyer job paid. And with everyone Googling everyone, I think he will have a hard time restarting his career after he plead guilty to rape and hiring a prostitute.
He is suing American Express for $4 million for breaking it’s own rules and “selling him out to the cops” though he wasn’t hiding. He says this caused him to be falsely imprisoned.
He is also suing his former employer for $950,000 for unpaid wages and vacation.
Classic line: “When people stop violating my rights, that’s when I will stop filing lawsuit”
I wonder how much he will pay to the little girls for violating their rights. Actually he has already served 19 months in prison. I thought those guys got abused so bad from other inmates that they wouldn’t have much to say.
From:







