How Not To Get Out of Jury Duty
2009 December 14
From News-Channel (Click for full paper)
When trying to get out of jury duty, don’t include the following words as this idiot did. Full link above.
- You Moron
- this crap
- our “justice” system
- goddamn
- rather count wrinkles on my dog’s balls
- thick skulls
The last line is “Leave me the fuck alone.” That’s probably not going to happen. This is dumb on a whole new level.





