Dumbelievable » Animals http://www.dumbelievable.com Feeling Smarter Through Others Stupidity Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:07:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Buffet Line Forms To The Right http://www.dumbelievable.com/2009/09/28/buffet-line-forms-to-the-right/ http://www.dumbelievable.com/2009/09/28/buffet-line-forms-to-the-right/#comments Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:55:07 +0000 admin http://www.dumbelievable.com/?p=155 Alligators

They haven’t been around for millions of years because they are stupid.  But humans?  We need a sign to tell us to look out for large hunks of metal traveling on asphalt.  A second sign should say, “Don’t move to the right if there are alligators.  Just close your eyes and hope for the best.”

]]> http://www.dumbelievable.com/2009/09/28/buffet-line-forms-to-the-right/feed/ 0 Gasol Family Haircuts http://www.dumbelievable.com/2009/03/17/gasol-family-haircuts/ http://www.dumbelievable.com/2009/03/17/gasol-family-haircuts/#comments Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:47:32 +0000 admin http://www.dumbelievable.com/?p=113

Is that Wolverine??  No, it’s Pau Gasol looking like a werewolf.

I find Pau Gasol to be…interesting.  He seems soft.  He weighs less than Lebron but is 7 feet tall.  He is whiny, which seems to be the norm for international players (see Manu Ginobli).

Pau gets the weirdest looks on his face.  He looks like he is playing hard but maybe it’s fear.  Being “soft” was an accusation leveled on the Lakers, and specifically Gasol, after they lost in the finals last year.

This is nothing specifically new but I was watching Memphis which has the lesser known Gasol brother Marc.  This family doesn’t believe in anything than the werewolf look.

Los Angeles Lakers Pau Gasol Memphis Grizzlies Marc Gasol Spain

Isn’t there usually one that has style?  Not in this case.  And they are both huge whiners and hackers.

Photos via
paugasolfans.com
icanhascheezburger.com
seattletimes.com

]]> http://www.dumbelievable.com/2009/03/17/gasol-family-haircuts/feed/ 1 Ugly Cat Will Rip Your Head Off http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/08/21/ugly-cat-will-rip-your-head-off/ http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/08/21/ugly-cat-will-rip-your-head-off/#comments Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:20:29 +0000 admin http://www.dumbelievable.com/?p=56

If you don’t know why this is funny then you FAIL as well.

photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/themadlolscientist

]]> http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/08/21/ugly-cat-will-rip-your-head-off/feed/ 0 Polar Bear Scare http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/05/18/polar-bear-scare/ http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/05/18/polar-bear-scare/#comments Sun, 18 May 2008 17:55:08 +0000 admin http://www.dumbelievable.com/?p=21

You know at some point this guy said, “Hey, let’s get a closer look.  He’s as big as my wife and she can’t move very fast.”

Then he yelled, “Shit, the bear must be PMSing!”

The next picture has to be the dumb ass slipping on the snow.  No one wants to see the third picture.   His family is now hoping for global warming to be real.

Another great picture from break.com which has new galleries every Thursday or so.

]]> http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/05/18/polar-bear-scare/feed/ 0 Shockingly, Bear Returns To It’s Wild Instincts http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/04/23/shockingly-bear-returns-to-its-wild-instincts/ http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/04/23/shockingly-bear-returns-to-its-wild-instincts/#comments Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:10:08 +0000 admin http://www.dumbelievable.com/?p=9

The bear from this movie killed a trainer according to many reports on the internet. I doubt that Will Ferrell actually did much of anything near the bear but I am sure Will Ferrell just took stock of his life.

Dumbelievable Belief #1: Animals attack. Fox broadcasting has proved this throughout the 90’s.

Dumbelievable Belief #2: Even the best trained animals can turn at any moment. Siegfried and Roy come to mind. Many blooper shows proved that as well.

]]> http://www.dumbelievable.com/2008/04/23/shockingly-bear-returns-to-its-wild-instincts/feed/ 0