If you don’t know why this is funny then you FAIL as well.

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I could have had a clever image of a fox and a gun but I thought you might appreciate this more.

A hunter in Belarus, I have no idea where that is either and I ain’t googling it, wishes he had better aim, a few more IQ points, or just more money after wounding a fox during a hunt.

Bullets must be hella-expensive in Belarus, because instead of shooting the fox to finish up he went all caveman on it…with the butt of his gun. The fox, like any living creature, thrashed around for it’s life and with the guidance of an animal spirit or whatever, clipped the trigger with it’s paw, shooting the dumb and cheap hunter from wherever Belarus is.

The hunter was taken to the hospital by his friends who most likely laughed all of the way to the hospital.

You know at some point this guy said, “Hey, let’s get a closer look.  He’s as big as my wife and she can’t move very fast.”

Then he yelled, “Shit, the bear must be PMSing!”

The next picture has to be the dumb ass slipping on the snow.  No one wants to see the third picture.   His family is now hoping for global warming to be real.

Another great picture from break.com which has new galleries every Thursday or so.

They haven’t been around for millions of years because they are stupid.  But humans?  We need a sign to tell us to look out for large hunks of metal traveling on asphalt.  A second sign should say, “Don’t move to the right if there are alligators.  Just close your eyes and hope for the best.”

The bear from this movie killed a trainer according to many reports on the internet. I doubt that Will Ferrell actually did much of anything near the bear but I am sure Will Ferrell just took stock of his life.

Dumbelievable Belief #1: Animals attack. Fox broadcasting has proved this throughout the 90′s.

Dumbelievable Belief #2: Even the best trained animals can turn at any moment. Siegfried and Roy come to mind. Many blooper shows proved that as well.