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When trying to get out of jury duty, don’t include the following words as this idiot did.  Full link above.

• You Moron
• this crap
• our “justice” system
• goddamn
• rather count wrinkles on my dog’s balls
• thick skulls

The last line is “Leave me the fuck alone.”   That’s probably not going to happen.   This is dumb on a whole new level.

According to USAToday the government is being stupidier than normal.  After dealing with politics, politicians, funding and protests, they are actually STOPPING illegal immigrants from returning to Mexico.

WTF?!

They would rather PAY to send them back.  So friggin’ stupid.  This doesn’t help them track the immigrants.  There are many stories of immigrants going back and forth at will.  Another waste of intelligence and money.

And yes they are illegal immigrants.  Illegally hunting makes you a poacher, not an “out of season hunter.”  That is stupid wordplay.

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Man gets a whopping 20 weeks for whistling.    That doesn’t even happen for fighting, reckless driving, or even a DUI in Los Angeles.

According to ThisIsLondon.co.uk, a man was told to remove his shirt because it was offensive.

Brad Jayakody was wearing a Transformers shirt with Optimus Prime holding a gun.  I don’t understand it.  I am surprised that the guard is the one who pulled him aside.  I expected it to be some 40 or 50 year-old busy body woman with too much time on her hands.

This is a dumbelievable as when we couldn’t carry nail clippers.  Have they changed that yet?  The only reason the terrorist were able to do anything on 9-11 was because no one expected a crash.  A hostage situation or a flight to Cuba maybe but not a crash.  Short of a Howitzer, no weapon will stop people from confronting any hijacker much less nail clippers or a f*&king shirt.

This is scary because it is true. Chances are that we will get stupider as generations go on. It has been shown over and over that the higher the education the lower the number of expected children will come from that couple.

This is why it is Dumbelievable Official Position #3 that warning labels should come off at least 33% of products.

Dumbelievable Official Position #6 is that all “Vote and Become Involved” Programs should end now. Have you ever played the game where you make someone guess the price of a human flight machine? First they don’t want to guess. Then they say $1. You look at them exsasperated. They say $1 million. You kick them in the nuts. Now they hate you, you never told them the price and it worked out badly.

So these individuals, pushed into this by guilt, vote on the stupidest aspect of the candidate. hair, voice, stupid promises. Stop pushing people to vote or Idiocracy will be real sooner rather and later.