Is this Dumbelievable or is it awesome? I think it’s dumbelievability makes it awesome.

Who wears a kilt and a fedora while playing the bagpipes? (Can you imagine what his core is like? Forget P90x! This is the workout for you.)

And then for him to play the Star Wars theme and make it recognizable while going over curbs and ducking tree limbs on a unicycle? You sir, wherever you are in Portland, are magnificent.

If you see this creative genius, give him a high five…after he finishes playing and steps off the unicycle. He doesn’t need to fall and get impaled on his own bagpipes. That would really be dumbelievable.

So besides the obvious “Oh my God, look at all of those drugs in there!”, how about that cool image?  I want to see what my insides look like but I’m not stuff drugs down my gullet to get the free scan.  And what about the how all of the packets are just floating around?  I thought the stomach was a bit more compact than that.

I’d like to see an overlay to know where the stomach stops and the intestines start.  Wouldn’t it be cool if they found a tumor or bone cancer really early and saved his life?

And before you go out and try this for the free scan it’s actually pretty tough.

More than 70,000 people a day are estimated to pass through San Paolo international airport and approximately five a day are arrested for drug smuggling.

According to my quick calculations, you have a 0.0000714% chance of getting caught.  If I was THAT kind of guy I would easily consider making a bunch of money this way.  They won’t know if you if you don’t do this apparently,

Police said it was his nervous behaviour that tipped off the authorities.

So if you are THAT guy you just found a job in this economy, if you’re dumb. and what to risk the jail time and one of the packets breaking and killilng you, oh, and your story would likely be posted on here.

Is the kid really “stealing” Christmas gifts? And how did the mastermind four year-old get into your house. That sir is why we look doors. Drunk children are out there.

The mother said couldn’t understand how the kid got the “tabbed beer” open. Um, just pull?

I have the exact same question here that I do anytime I find Jerry Springer or Maury Povich on the tube. “Why are these people talking on TV about the idiotic stuff that happens in their life?” Stay anonymous or you’ll end up on the intertubes.

“No, I think it’s YOUR turn to feed the baby.”

If you’re going to be stupid this weekend with fireworks at least record it.

From The Sun-Sentinel,

“A Palm Beach Gardens man and his mother, a middle school science teacher, are permanently barred from owning or possessing animals, a judge ruled Thursday after watching a short film of the man having sex in his bedroom with a German shepherd.”

The kid lucked out. This happened when he was 17 so he could miss the trial to save his identity, to a point.  His mother’s identity is known so for the area he will be known.  But mom went on to say this,

“She testified at Thursday’s hearing, insisting repeatedly that she was unaware of her son’s sexual acts with her male German shepherd. She said she found the behavior reprehensible and out of character for her son, whom she said is a recently graduated high school honors student. The woman urged the judge not to take away her dogs, and said not allowing her to have future pets “is punishing the mother for the sins of a son.

Thursday’s hearing included graphic details of the man’s sexual acts, including descriptions of the film that Palm Beach County sheriff’s investigators found stored on his personal computer in his bedroom.”

Dumbeleivable Rule #3: Don’t tape or photo your stupid and illegal acts.

I have to say “Thank you God,” that this didn’t involve both the mother and son.  That would have to involve another website.

Come on people!  This is the power of the Milk Lobby.  You know there had to be someone in the Batman camp thinking this is stupid but they did it anyway.  Stay in f#*^ing character.   What’s next?  Batman playing with stuffed bears at Build-A-Bear shilling their shit or working with the Michelin Man for the batmobile?

I think the reason this annoys me so much is that the character of Batman would never do this.  Bruce Wayne would but not Batman you idiots.

This is just as bad just like ice skates and Dr. Freeze’s lines in that horrible movie that shall not talked about.

Are you F#@&ing kidding me?!?  She started her marrying habit when she was 16 when most people start their smoking or drinking habit!  Look this is ridiculous. 

Marraige is for the people who believe in love or the mystic of marriage.  After the fourth you would have to take those two reasons off the table.  She is getting married for the sake of a party, trapped company, and possibly alimony – which code for money.  

Unsurprisingly this current wedding is just for that.  Both the bride and groom married as a publicity stunt as they are the respective sides for the most married bride and groom.  She shows was crock marriage is and that it is just a contract, nothing more.

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This is not the typical Dumbelievable story where someone does the unthinkable. This one is just the weird set of circumstances that fits the “Stranger Than Fiction” set.

A skier, 48, hung upside down from a chair lift. Luckily the skis caught him from falling though they did not keep his pants up. 5 Dumbelievable photos here.

I still can’t imagine how the pants came down but because they did, he will get about 10 times the money he would have for just slipping through. 

He should sell his story to Southwest Airlines for their “Wanna Get Away?” promotion.

Alex Roy has been training to cross the country in less than 32 hours.  He made it.  Whoopee.  I write about people doing dumb stuff and crashing.  In this case there is no crashing but the possibility is still very likely. He admits that he is driving through typical areas weaving in and out of traffic.

What could go wrong? A blown tire perhaps?  If he has to average over 90 mph to get make it, he needs to be at speeds in excess of 130 mph to make up for gas stops. 

It sounds fun and romantic in a movie way.  But it is stupid.  At least when someone tries to climb Everest, “because it is there”, typically they are only endangering themselves.  I only came to know of Alex Roy because Tim Ferriss mentioned him on Twitter.  I admire Tim which is why I follow him on Twitter but I am surprised that he would go on a trip like this.  

I wonder if he is actually doing it because of the possible repercussions if something goes horribly wrong. Which it could and most likely will no matter how good the car handles.  Jackass the TV show was funny because they did the stupidest things that I would never do to myself.  Johnny Knoxville shot himself in the chest while wearing a bullet-proof vest.  Stupid, but only he had to pay any consequences.

I think highly of you Tim.  I know you experiment with different ideas and tech to see what the human body and brain can do.  It sounds like fun to me too, but if something goes wrong all you can say is, “I’m sorry”, and that most likely won’t be enough.

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