Dokonjonosuke Mishima is in pain and you shouldn’t laugh…but you are anyway.   He doesn’t seem to panic as he is about to land so I don’t know if he messed up the back flip or he forgot about the steel cup they wear.  Either way it was stupid.

Gif images should be renamed gift images.  They just keep replaying the best parts.

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Dumbelievable Question #1: Since this is a 500 year old ritural, what did they throw the babies on before foam mattresses?

Dumbelievable Question #2: What is the apprenticeship for throwing a baby? Do you start by heaving bricks then fruit and maybe a couple of eggs?

Dumbelievable Question #3: Why do we get so worked up about midget bowling?

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TMZ.com is reporting that Isaiah Rider, JR, has a $30,000 bench warrant issued for him. This is not the beginning of his problems but it has been the slow death of any career in the NBA.

• 5th round draft pick
• All Star Rookie Team selection
• Won the Slam Dunk competition in his rookie year.
• Year Two he won an ESPY for best play in the NBA.
• Played for 5 different NBA teams with moments of brilliance.

J.R. could do some amazing things on the court. He could score and hustle…but not consistency. One the naturally gifted athletes to whom things came easy seemed to be a problem. He got in trouble in many different ways showing he could be amazing off the court but in some of the worse ways.

• Arrested for drugs
• Arrested for assault
• Arrested for having an illegal cell phone
• Arrested for gambling
• Arrested for kidnapping
• Arrested for fleeing
• Arrested for auto theft

95% of us do not reach our potential but J.R. didn’t even reach 35% of his potential. We all know these people but it seems harder to understand with someone could earn millions doing what he seemed to enjoy. Instead he chose to take a difficult path. Obviously there have to be some issues but what a waste. Second in line for NBA Dumbelievability is Bonzi Wells. Both are idiots that can do amazing things but just pissed it away.

Bonzi Well’s best statistic to put him in the hall of fame for Dumbelievable? “The day before the 2006 training camp began, Wells signed with the Houston Rockets, with a salary of “only” $2 million in the initial season.^[13] This was considered to be a great bargain for the Rockets, as Wells had turned down a 5-year, $38.5 million offer from the Kings.” - via Wikipedia

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Dumbelievable Point #1: It was a good catch but not worthy of standing with your arms stretched like Rocky. You are just pointing to that open hole in your soul.

Dumbelievable Point #2: You dropped it. You actually dropped it. Michael Jackson just got lucky when he dangled his kid out the window.

Dumbelievable Point #3: You wanted a fist pound? That won’t fill the hole in your soul that just got so big you will implode within 24 hours.

UPDATE:
Dumbelievable Point #4: They have taken the video down so they can no longer get free advertising for a show I never heard of before that day.

Dumbelievable Summary: Some random guy on the edge of having a meaningless life catches a foul ball with his bare hands. I can’t prove this but just moments before he caught the ball he had snuck closer to the edge to jump. That is the only explanation of why he was so happy. Jumping around with his arms up like Rocky.

Inexplicably he didn’t move away from the edge. After 4 hours, give or take, of jumping he finally brings his wimpy arms down and strikes a metal bar with his wrist. Out pops the ball, falling a 100 feet.

To somehow regain some sense not to go through with his suicide plot, he turns around to someone and does the fist pound. At the end of the video he is seen looking down and asking for either the ball back or some of his dignity. I believe he regained neither.

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Hopefully the UFC doesn’t take this video down because it is hilarious. A professional fighter essentially running away.

The final score of the fight by at least one judge was 30-24. He will never fight in the UFC again.

UPDATE: I had to change videos because the other one came down. This is shorter and sweeter. Some claimed he was protesting the poor health coverage. If that was true he would have said something at the end.

He claims he broke his foot. Many refute that saying he was moving very well…backwards. If there was a reasonable excuse he should have given it at the end or threw in the towel Running around like he did was worse.

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