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The whole story from KATU.com.

But according to radio reports, the homeless woman did not know she was pregnant.  I ain’t no woman but every other woman complains about how horrible labor is and morning sickness, so how did this woman just pop out a baby, in a field without any help?

Then she apparently LEFT the newborn in the field while she went and cleaned up using a garden hose; leaving the baby there to fend for itself.

What happened to mother’s instincts?  In TV reports someone said that they saw her drinking alocohol.

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Can you guess that the the suspect is under 25 and was drunk?  Well of course.  83% of dumbelievable things involve those two stats.

The suspect was arrested Sunday night on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and attempted theft. But he probably wasn’t trying to save money.

The aviation fuel in the pumps used for aircraft and race cars was going for $5.97 a gallon, accessed by a credit card, authorities said.

“Sometimes,” Meide said, “these people have the notion that since it’s racing fuel it’ll make their car go faster.”

Airport officials are investigating the security breach.

“This is an authorized area and he was driving around on the field where any airplane has the right of way,” Meide said. “It could have been very dangerous if he had pulled in front of a taxiing plane.”

You know he was thinking, “This will be so awesome.  I can go so fast like, vroooom, weeee.  Hahaha.”

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From The Sun-Sentinel,

“A Palm Beach Gardens man and his mother, a middle school science teacher, are permanently barred from owning or possessing animals, a judge ruled Thursday after watching a short film of the man having sex in his bedroom with a German shepherd.”

The kid lucked out. This happened when he was 17 so he could miss the trial to save his identity, to a point.  His mother’s identity is known so for the area he will be known.  But mom went on to say this,

“She testified at Thursday’s hearing, insisting repeatedly that she was unaware of her son’s sexual acts with her male German shepherd. She said she found the behavior reprehensible and out of character for her son, whom she said is a recently graduated high school honors student. The woman urged the judge not to take away her dogs, and said not allowing her to have future pets “is punishing the mother for the sins of a son.

Thursday’s hearing included graphic details of the man’s sexual acts, including descriptions of the film that Palm Beach County sheriff’s investigators found stored on his personal computer in his bedroom.”

Dumbeleivable Rule #3: Don’t tape or photo your stupid and illegal acts.

I have to say “Thank you God,” that this didn’t involve both the mother and son.  That would have to involve another website.

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Alex Phillips was a little angry and decided to “vent”. According to Criminal Complaint posted on TheSmokingGun.com, 17 year old Alex put up nude photos of his ex-girlfriend on Myspace.

Dumb.

What was Dumbelievable was after the cops told him to take them down he replied,

“Fuck that, I am keeping them up.”

Well said Dumbelievable Charter Member #12, well said indeed.

Young master Phillips had some other gems which I don’t really need to repost here but you can read themin all of their dumbelievability here.  He is facing felony child pornography charges.  “F” that indeed.

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Sorry this is just a bit fuzzy but it says, “Nationally Accredited Since 2004″ on the back of a police cruiser. What is this supposed to do? Are we to jump up and down that they are now official? Or does this give criminals some excuse to sue previous officers since they weren’t accredited?

It is dumbelievable to imagine this inspires anyone or does anything constructive.

Dumbelievable Rule #7: You cannot brag about how long you have been in business until 8 years have passed. Restaurants have to wait 15 years.

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