If you don’t know why this is funny then you FAIL as well.
I could have had a clever image of a fox and a gun but I thought you might appreciate this more.
A hunter in Belarus, I have no idea where that is either and I ain’t googling it, wishes he had better aim, a few more IQ points, or just more money after wounding a fox during a hunt.
Bullets must be hella-expensive in Belarus, because instead of shooting the fox to finish up he went all caveman on it…with the butt of his gun. The fox, like any living creature, thrashed around for it’s life and with the guidance of an animal spirit or whatever, clipped the trigger with it’s paw, shooting the dumb and cheap hunter from wherever Belarus is.
The hunter was taken to the hospital by his friends who most likely laughed all of the way to the hospital.
“No, I think it’s YOUR turn to feed the baby.”
If you’re going to be stupid this weekend with fireworks at least record it.
From The Sun-Sentinel,
“A Palm Beach Gardens man and his mother, a middle school science teacher, are permanently barred from owning or possessing animals, a judge ruled Thursday after watching a short film of the man having sex in his bedroom with a German shepherd.”
The kid lucked out. This happened when he was 17 so he could miss the trial to save his identity, to a point. His mother’s identity is known so for the area he will be known. But mom went on to say this,
“She testified at Thursday’s hearing, insisting repeatedly that she was unaware of her son’s sexual acts with her male German shepherd. She said she found the behavior reprehensible and out of character for her son, whom she said is a recently graduated high school honors student. The woman urged the judge not to take away her dogs, and said not allowing her to have future pets “is punishing the mother for the sins of a son.
Thursday’s hearing included graphic details of the man’s sexual acts, including descriptions of the film that Palm Beach County sheriff’s investigators found stored on his personal computer in his bedroom.”
Dumbeleivable Rule #3: Don’t tape or photo your stupid and illegal acts.
I have to say “Thank you God,” that this didn’t involve both the mother and son. That would have to involve another website.
Come on people! This is the power of the Milk Lobby. You know there had to be someone in the Batman camp thinking this is stupid but they did it anyway. Stay in f#*^ing character. What’s next? Batman playing with stuffed bears at Build-A-Bear shilling their shit or working with the Michelin Man for the batmobile?
I think the reason this annoys me so much is that the character of Batman would never do this. Bruce Wayne would but not Batman you idiots.
This is just as bad just like ice skates and Dr. Freeze’s lines in that horrible movie that shall not talked about.
