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		<title>How Not To Get Out of Jury Duty</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[From News-Channel (Click for full paper) When trying to get out of jury duty, don&#8217;t include the following words as this idiot did.  Full link above. You Moron this crap our &#8220;justice&#8221; system goddamn rather count wrinkles on my dog&#8217;s balls thick skulls The last line is &#8220;Leave me the fuck alone.&#8221;   That&#8217;s probably not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a title="Jury Duty Fail" href="http://news-channel.posterous.com/how-to-control-a-nation-pic-0" target="_blank"><strong>News-Channel (Click for full paper)</strong></a></p>
<p>When trying to get out of jury duty, don&#8217;t include the following words as this idiot did.  Full link above.</p>
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<li>rather count wrinkles on my dog&#8217;s balls</li>
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<p>The last line is &#8220;Leave me the fuck alone.&#8221;   That&#8217;s probably not going to happen.   This is dumb on a whole new level.</p>
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