The whole story from KATU.com.

But according to radio reports, the homeless woman did not know she was pregnant.  I ain’t no woman but every other woman complains about how horrible labor is and morning sickness, so how did this woman just pop out a baby, in a field without any help?

Then she apparently LEFT the newborn in the field while she went and cleaned up using a garden hose; leaving the baby there to fend for itself.

What happened to mother’s instincts?  In TV reports someone said that they saw her drinking alocohol.

Dumbelievable Tips for Corner Stalkers:

• Don’t Smoke. If you can smoke, you aren’t that desperate.
• Make the sign funny.
• Don’t sit on the same corner for a year.
• Don’t leave all of your trash at that same corner.

Dumbelievable Tips for everyone else:

• Give if you want, don’t feel guilty if you don’t.
• Give to a charity.
• Give them food.
• Or think of the quote from Donald Trump, Spotting a panhandler huddled in front of the Plaza, the usually blustering Trump turned uncharacteristically wistful. “That bum isn’t worth a dime, but at least he’s at zero,” sighed The Donald. “That puts him $900 million ahead of me.”

Editor’s Note: When I was 16 I had a man approach me asking for money.  He had a station wagon, filled with a few people. There was a woman with a baby I believe.  He told me he needed a few dollars for formula for the baby.  I had just got paid from my minimum wage job.  I handed him $20 without thinking twice.  I have no idea if he was lying or not.  I felt good about it and if I was swindled so be it.  As they say there is no true selfless act, I was rewarded more than the $20 at the time.  And I was a punk kid, I was just going to spend it on soda and fast food anyway.